taehh

You're a little bit damaged, I'm a sucker for that.
Mar 04
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“She’s like a moose”

I like making lists, so here is one for today. 

  • 1. Get through the day, get to the rally in time for the photo.
  • 2. Try not to get hostile in Comm
  • 3. Go to the mall to return some stuff at New York & Co
  • 4. Hit a large bucket at the golf range
  • 5. Have lunch with Joel
  • 6. Go to the gym
  • 7. Start my critique paper from Crim
  • 8. Hit Trader Joes for healthy foods
  • 9. Find someone to watch Alice in Wonderland with

I will get through at least 2/3 of this list or so help me God.

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Cumshot

  • Joelbear: YOU JUST GOT CUM SPLAT
  • Me: I don't see anything. The boy in the wheelchair ALWAYS stares at me.
  • Joelbear: My semen is transparent. He's probably looking at your weird ass neck.
  • Me: And apparently, so is your dick.
Mar 03
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Cute without the E

Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens. A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins. I will never ask if you don’t ever tell me. I know you well enough to know you never loved me.

Why can’t I feel anything from anyone other than you?

I stay wrecked and jealous for this, for this simple reason: I just need to keep you in mind as something larger than life.

Mar 02
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I mean,

you can’t experience everything by reading about them in novels.